by Joe White | Sep 23, 2025 | Features
“You don’t understand! Everything was flipped! Our phones, our game systems, our calculators… And they were all different devices! We loved them so much, we kept bringing them back!” Me, 72, right before I’m put in a nursing home...
by Joe White | Sep 12, 2025 | News
Hi everyone! Nintendo just hosted what was, by the internets standards, one of the Nintendo Directs of all time. Criticism aside, this over an hour long direct hosted a myriad of new and updated release for the Switch 1 and 2 consoles with, as you might have guessed,...
by Joe White | Sep 4, 2025 | Features, Reviews
“Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration!” – Thomas Edison after getting denied entry to a Smash tournament for poor hygiene Click-clack, our favorite controller is back. If you are familiar with the internet in the 2010s, you already might know how...
by Joe White | Aug 28, 2025 | Features
Sup y’all, it’s Joe. I have an unsolicited confession: I hate holding things. Just in general. I live-love-laugh life with hands unburdened by the weight of unnecessary commodities, insofar as I compensate for it with extra accessories when confronted with...
by Joe White | Aug 23, 2025 | Features
“Razputin… Razputin…. Razputin… Razputin” – Ending spoiler, apparently Wassup playa? Man… the 2000s were truly something… special. The phones? Batshit. The aesthetic? Batshit. The music? Peak. The culture? Hella legit brah,...
