Our Favorite Switch Ports!

Our Favorite Switch Ports!

“540p never looked so good.” – You, probably by Joe What’s good nerds, It’s your boy. Joe. Back from every gamer’s worst nightmare: Marriage. I don’t have a segue from that to the Nintendo Switch so just listen. We were all...
ZPG A1 Unicorn: An Unhinged Take

ZPG A1 Unicorn: An Unhinged Take

“The more I learn about Retro Handhelds, the less I know about myself” – Lao Tzu, probably What’s good fellow Sonic Adventure 2: Battle!: Chao Garden enjoyers? Our supreme leader Stubbs has granted me much-needed internet access to the locked room in his...
It’s Real! Sony Finally Reveals the PS5 Pro

It’s Real! Sony Finally Reveals the PS5 Pro

Today, about an hour ago, PlayStation lead hardware wizard Mark Cerny finally divulged to the public Sony’s worst-kept secret of this generation (so far), stretching back before even the release of the PlayStation 5: The enigmatic Playstation 5 Pro. It boasts...
The Actual Best Way to Play Majora’s Mask

The Actual Best Way to Play Majora’s Mask

Reddit will argue over these. by Joe This article is a sequel. And not just any sequel, but one that reuses the same assets and flips them to save on development costs and time and recontextualizes the entire experience. Yes, I know what you’re thinking, just...
The Best Way to Play Majora’s Mask

The Best Way to Play Majora’s Mask

You’ve been met with a terrible framebuffer emulator, have you? Prepared by Joe You are itchy. An itchy itch that feels… itchy. An itch from your childhood, or even an itch nostalgic for the forgotten era of 2015. You long to scratch it, but that scratch is playing...