by Joe White | Sep 4, 2025 | Features, Reviews
“Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration!” – Thomas Edison after getting denied entry to a Smash tournament for poor hygiene Click-clack, our favorite controller is back. If you are familiar with the internet in the 2010s, you already might know how... 
by Joe White | Aug 28, 2025 | Features
Sup y’all, it’s Joe. I have an unsolicited confession: I hate holding things. Just in general. I live-love-laugh life with hands unburdened by the weight of unnecessary commodities, insofar as I compensate for it with extra accessories when confronted with... 
by Joe White | Aug 23, 2025 | Features
“Razputin… Razputin…. Razputin… Razputin” – Ending spoiler, apparently Wassup playa? Man… the 2000s were truly something… special. The phones? Batshit. The aesthetic? Batshit. The music? Peak. The culture? Hella legit brah,... 
by Joe White | Aug 14, 2025 | Features, Guide
“Wii will go on to the end. Wii will never surrender,” – Winston Churchill after losing his fourth boxing match in Wii Sports The seventh generation of gaming consoles was weird. Here we saw the release of the Xbox 360, which ceremoniously offed itself with the... 
by Joe White | Aug 8, 2025 | Features
“Neurodivergence is the key to success.” – Joe, 30, who still needs to sort through boxes from when he moved into his house 2 years ago, is instead hooking HDMI cables up to an aging childhood game console. Of all the things to come from the early 00s, scholars...