by Joe White | May 18, 2024 | Features, Reviews
Copium Inbound Prepared by Joe The year is 1986, and the resounding success of Nintendo’s own Legend of Zelda left fans of the newly christened series going “Okay but if Zelda was so good where is Zelda II?”. 1987 answered that question in the form of Zelda II:... 
by Joe White | Apr 28, 2024 | Features
Unexpected Extra FeaturesMethod 1: Keeping the Original ShellMethod 2: The Hispeedido ShellTrips and TicksBonus Video: Hell What’s good, fellow Game Boy brickers (DIY enthusiasts)? I, like you, have a weird fixation on ruining my devices with soldering irons and... 
by Joe White | Apr 11, 2024 | Reviews
It deserves better and you should apologize to Miyamoto Prepared by Joe The Game is 40 Years Old…Why? The Legend of Zelda series is one of the defining trademarks of action-adventure gaming. It has stood the test of time as some of the most well-aged, seasoned, and... 
by Joe White | Mar 30, 2024 | Features
Self-indulgence inbound Prepared by Joe The Boy Long ago there existed a man. Except he wasn’t a man, he is actually what the IRS would classify as a ‘dependant’ or what coal mining companies in the 1800s would classify as a ‘meaningful source of cheap labor’. For... 
by Joe White | Mar 23, 2024 | Features
Oops, overslept Prepared by Joe Wussgood fellow Half-Life 3 Copium huffers, I’m writing a better article right now but having trouble with ED (Editorial Dysfunction). I’m also buying a bunch of games on Steam for no reason. So I wrote this article in hopes I can write...