3 Ways to Pause Elden Ring

3 Ways to Pause Elden Ring

This is a ‘Git Gud’ Safe Zone Prepared by Joe We’ve all been there when you are untethered by Radahn area attacks in phase II and you are completely telegraphed into his move set, torch in hand, ready to pounce once your 1-2 second attack window is achieved and...
In Defense of the Nintendo 64 Controller

In Defense of the Nintendo 64 Controller

It’s a good controller. Thanks, Nintendo. Prepared by Joe In the 90s, Nintendo’s R&D was… well… not looking too good. They ghosted Sony on the Nintendo PlayStation, leading to Sony creating the… Sony PlayStation.  Meanwhile, the Philips CDI existed to defy...
Is The Original…Better? GBA SP vs. RG35XXSP

Is The Original…Better? GBA SP vs. RG35XXSP

This is a “Flipping” or “Hinge” joke safe zone. Prepared by Joe Howdy neighbor, I’m just sitting on the can in my morning meeting pondering retro handhelds and their OEM brand counterparts, the real stuff ya know? We’ve been lost in the pocketable/hand...
Powkiddy V10 Review: 2020 Meets 2024

Powkiddy V10 Review: 2020 Meets 2024

Powkiddy went from the most famously infamous competitor in the scene, consistently putting out the lowest end, Value City-esque, poor build quality devices that feel like off-brand versions of off-brand products, to the same thing but with pretty good consoles this...
A Hinged Review of The Zelda: Game & Watch

A Hinged Review of The Zelda: Game & Watch

The 80s were wild, not only because when most Gen Xers are asked about it they’ll tell you “Man, the 80s were wild”, but also because we had 3 groundbreaking and innovative action-adventure titles that came out ready to rearrange the insides of the genre: The Legend...