by Joe White | Mar 30, 2024 | Features
Self-indulgence inbound Prepared by Joe The Boy Long ago there existed a man. Except he wasn’t a man, he is actually what the IRS would classify as a ‘dependant’ or what coal mining companies in the 1800s would classify as a ‘meaningful source of cheap labor’. For... 
by Joe White | Mar 23, 2024 | Features
Oops, overslept Prepared by Joe Wussgood fellow Half-Life 3 Copium huffers, I’m writing a better article right now but having trouble with ED (Editorial Dysfunction). I’m also buying a bunch of games on Steam for no reason. So I wrote this article in hopes I can write... 
by Joe White | Mar 16, 2024 | Guide
PlayStation Portal Who?? Prepared by Joe Sony Bro Copium What’s good Xbox Series Xbox Elite S bros, like you (probably) I was confused, stupified, disappointed, and slightly damp when Sony formally announced the suspiciously fake-looking PlayStation Portal.... 
by Joe White | Mar 9, 2024 | Features
“I’m tired of Flashing the 35XX Plus with Garlic OS Grandpa” “Well That’s too damn bad!” Prepared by Joe Yield to the Underdogs! Howdy, y’all, this is Moss with Retro Game Crops and I have an a-maiz-ing (or corny) article... 
by Joe White | Feb 26, 2024 | Reviews
It’ll be fun I swear By Joe Good Tidings, Sir or Madame What’s going on fellow Smash Bros players? I too just took my semimonthly shower and fell into a bit of a pondering about retro handhelds from China. Without drying my hair I put on my thinking fedora...