by Joe White | Aug 28, 2025 | Features
Sup y’all, it’s Joe. I have an unsolicited confession: I hate holding things. Just in general. I live-love-laugh life with hands unburdened by the weight of unnecessary commodities, insofar as I compensate for it with extra accessories when confronted with... 
by Joe White | Aug 23, 2025 | Features
“Razputin… Razputin…. Razputin… Razputin” – Ending spoiler, apparently Wassup playa? Man… the 2000s were truly something… special. The phones? Batshit. The aesthetic? Batshit. The music? Peak. The culture? Hella legit brah,... 
by Joe White | Aug 14, 2025 | Features, Guide
“Wii will go on to the end. Wii will never surrender,” – Winston Churchill after losing his fourth boxing match in Wii Sports The seventh generation of gaming consoles was weird. Here we saw the release of the Xbox 360, which ceremoniously offed itself with the... 
by Joe White | Aug 8, 2025 | Features
“Neurodivergence is the key to success.” – Joe, 30, who still needs to sort through boxes from when he moved into his house 2 years ago, is instead hooking HDMI cables up to an aging childhood game console. Of all the things to come from the early 00s, scholars... 
by Joe White | Jul 31, 2025 | Features
“When I go, I don’t want there to be morbid f****** crying people. I want people to celebrate my life.” – Ozzy Osbourne, 2005, in an interview with Playboy Magazine, apparently July 22nd, 2025, will forever remain the day we lost one of our most revered and...